Girl, Your Sweet Thing Won’t Always Be Sweet
By Funke Egbemode
Seriously, apart the terminal date of a woman’s sweetness and firmness, why will a runs-girl want to be a runs-girl forever? Only lazy dumb ones think that milk has no expiry date.
A playboy can play the field forever or till his penis drops off, or whichever one comes first. A play-girl? No she must retire quickly, indeed, before everyone notices what she does for a living.
A playgirl, a runs-girl, a courtesan or a high class call girl must know when to stop. Only dumb girls play the field endlessly. Is any playgirl reading this? Or is someone reading this who knows a playgirl? Pull her ears and tell her to pull back. A girl is expected to be cool and good. This society, indeed, the African society does not take kindly to bad girls, even when it is the society that made them bad.
Girls are not just expected to become playgirls just because life is tough. We are supposed to be as strong if not stronger than our mothers. It does not matter that the society looks the other way when it pats men on the back for being able to pay for their ‘playthings’ , women still get blamed for the badness of everybody involved. And there are many people involved in the making of a playgirl or runs-girl. Yeah, like her parents who accept food items and gifts from their unemployed 18-year-old daughter.
So, is today about call girls and play things? Well, not totally. But it is about when to stop doing what is bad because it is time to try a good one. That a path is familiar and easy ride does not mean it will take you to a beautiful destination. Living a soft life is nice and cozy but it does not mean it is a good thing. Actually, soft life doesn’t last forever for girls. A comfort zone won’t always be comfortable. All soft girls with no vision and plans for tomorrow will eventually land hard on their backsides because they bought no cushion for their future.
Little girl, so your breasts are firm and pointy now and your sugar daddies are sucking and complimenting you, you think that’s gonna last forever? How dumb can you be? Sugar daddies are wired that way. They are designed to suck and suck and compliment soft girls for their soft bosoms so they can suck some more. They are paying for the firm pointy thingies but because they want firm things, they do not stick around once what they are holding is no longer firm and succulent. Never mind that they contributed to the loss of succulence, many men just don’t want saggy ‘droopy’ stuff.
Yes, that’s why they left Madam at home. Because the once-upon-a-time firm twin peaks are no longer standing right. They are now looking at Madam’s toes.
Little lady, your cleavages won’t always be that tight and your tummy won’t always be firm. Your life won’t always be soft. You have predecessors and your successors are already lined up. You have a tenure and trust me, your impeachment will not be announced or debated. A soft girl’s tenure on the soft lane usually ends abruptly.